Trump v.s. Putin: Who Would Win The BIGGEST LOSER Award?

As the assassins creep up on Putin and the law catches up with Trump, they are headed for the Finish Line in a competition they did not know they were having: which one is the Biggest Loser? Who would get the Award?

I have put together some handy categories to make the judging easier. These are not cast in stone; please send any other categories you think would add…